Daily Agenda
06:00: sprint; 06:05: nap; 06:07: destroy a shoelace; 06:08–18:00: naps with pizzazz.
Favorite Bug
The red dot. It travels at light speed and screams when cornered (allegedly).
Hobbies
Keyboard warmth analysis, cable taste testing, and supervising your deployments.
Pro Tip
All screenshots improve by 200% when a kitten occupies at least 12 pixels of the frame.
Lore
Legend says the first meow was a segfault that compiled into cuteness.
Patch Notes
v1.0.1: Reduced nocturnal zoomies from 9000 RPM to 8700 RPM. Balance pending.