Daily Agenda
06:00: sprint; 06:05: nap; 06:07: destroy a shoelace; 06:08–18:00: naps with pizzazz.
Cute pics, shiny vibes, and maximum meow. Click the button to summon treats and jump into the gallery.
06:00: sprint; 06:05: nap; 06:07: destroy a shoelace; 06:08–18:00: naps with pizzazz.
The red dot. It travels at light speed and screams when cornered (allegedly).
Keyboard warmth analysis, cable taste testing, and supervising your deployments.
All screenshots improve by 200% when a kitten occupies at least 12 pixels of the frame.
Legend says the first meow was a segfault that compiled into cuteness.
v1.0.1: Reduced nocturnal zoomies from 9000 RPM to 8700 RPM. Balance pending.